Well, I changed my mind. I do want to rant on this blog now.
There's just too much pressure in today's hectic world to stick to my current guidelines of 'wacky-yet-horrifying guides' I originally wanted here. So fuck it.
LET'S GO FOR QUANTITY OVER QUALITY WITH THIS BITCH.
Stay tuned...I mean it, actually stay tuned. For real this time.
Here's an amusing picture of Macho Man Randy Savage to tide you over: