Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The 10th of November...mark it.

Two important events happened today.

IMPORTANT EVENT 1:

I picked up a copy of Modern Warfare 2 early this morning for $82 at Big W.


IMPORTANT EVENT 2: 

Ice-T picked up his Prestige Edition of the game (complete with night vision goggles) a few hours later in New York.



Now if you'll excuse us, Ice and I have to go back to shooting dudes in the face.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Venezuela, a fate worse than Australia.

For years, Australians in the video game community have lamented the outdated, ignorant laws in this country that continue to ban and censor games as a result of the viewpoints of outdated, ignorant people.

But let's look at the positives for a change. At least we don't live in Venezuela. Last week, a law was passed in the South American country to effectively ban all violent video games. Not just ones that conflict with extremist religious beliefs, but all violent video games.  This law will go into effect in three months and carries severe penalties of three to five years prison for each of the following offenses:

- Sale of a video game.
- Production of a video game.
- Importation of a video game.

Campaigns have apparently also been launched throughout the country to warn people of the dangers of video games.

Man, that sucks kinda hard. As much as Australia seems to always get the short end of the stick, at least we get most games on our shelves. I played the demo for Left 4 Dead 2 the other night, and was disgusted by the editing that was forced upon the developers by Australia's archaic laws. A zombie game with no blood, and on top of that, the zombies' bodies disappear pretty much immediately after shooting them. Seriously, it was like playing a Commodore 64 game or something.


Left 4 Dead 2 - International Version.


Left 4 Dead 2 - Australian version.


But we still get ninety percent of our violent games freely. Even if I wanted the unedited version of Left 4 Dead 2 and ordered it from overseas, I wouldn't be thrown it jail for it. So next time you are bitching and moaning (like I enjoy doing) about being treated like children by your government, spare a thought for the poor Venezuelan.


Also, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has access to these guys and they look like the wrong people to fuck with.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Mass Effect 2 like a motherfucker.

Even though we are right in the nexus of the holiday release season, there won't be such a long break in between awesome games next year. As soon as January hits, the games keep coming. One such game is Mass Effect 2, which is set to drop on January 29.

A whole slew of details have been thrown out by developer Bioware and oh boy, it looks the goods. First of all, they've revealed a collector's edition of the game.

That's some pretty sweet box art.

Let's go through what it's got for a price of $119.95:

- Tin case
- 48-page hardcover art book 'The Art Of Mass Effect 2'
- Issue 1 of comic 'Mass Effect: Redemption
- Behind the scenes DVD
- Unlockable armour and weapons
- The game (obviously)

Now, I'm not entirely sure about this edition. For a couple of reasons. One, I'm not exactly fussed on its contents all that much. Two, and this is the worst part, it will be distributed in Australia...exclusively...through EB games.

Yeah, you heard me.

Anyway, even if you couldn't care less about the collector's edition, Bioware have released a couple of videos to get you all excited for January. The first one features the new types of enemies you'll encounter. The second video, however, is jam-packed with awesome gameplay and the return of one of my favourite characters. Enjoy.






Friday, November 6, 2009

The final Modern Warfare 2 trailer...hot damn.

Unless you're living in a cave on Pluto, in a hole in the ground, and dead, then you will no doubt be aware of Modern Warfare 2 being released on Tuesday the 10th.

Developer Infinity Ward has dropped the last trailer to sell you the game before its release. And to be quite honest...holy fucking shit. If this trailer doesn't get you pumped up to shoot dudes in the face then you sir, have a week-old turd where you heart should be. 

CONSIDER ME SOLD.